You are/were a Bangalorean:
* If u r immune to "meter pe 30Rs extra" n 'meter pe extra' is budgeted on ur spreadsheet u save on a cloud platform
* If you know that 80% BTM's population works either in Infosys or Wipro* If the word "majestic" means something completely contrary to its meaning
* If you go boasting around to every other non-bangalorean that the weather here is simply awesome
* If the street dogs have a barking competition in your colony at night
* If You consider crossing Silk Board Junction in a single attempt as a major achievement in life
* If your time to reach home from airport is greater than the flight duration
* If you start drinking at 6.00pm because pubs close early, and then at 11.30pm, hit someone's house and continue drinking
* If your idea of a good night out is being back home at 11:30 and then head to nandi hills/Raasta
* If u are caught by traffic police n deal him by giving 50 bucks n say "saar ishte irodu, pls bitbidi saar" n he lets u go
* If you are in a 11 month agreement of living at some cross of some lane of some stage of some block of some nagar
* If after living in the city for decades you are proud that the only Kannada you know is 'Kannada gotThiLla'
* If the only option you have for food after 11:30pm is Empire
* If You work like a donkey all week only to pay your pub bill over weekend and to buy pass for occasional live concerts
* If you have ever wondered whether 100feet and 80feet roads are really 100 and 80 ft wide
* If you know how to reach your destination bt don't know how to go back home(One Way Woes)
* If a significant section of your traffic comprise of cabs for IT companies
* If Enjoy Maadi & OK Da are ur favorite Kannada words/lingo
* If you know what Corner House, Death By Chocolate and Hot Chocolate Fudge are all about
* If 4th block automatically implies Jaynagar 4th block
* If you know what the expression "wonandaaf sir" mean
* If you ve been to UB city just to check the brands
-- If you've fallen in love again and again and again with the lovely ppl at Bangalore....
I just couldn't resist to copy this from a blog and paste it as it is... I just can feel every word written about B'lore.
